Assignment- If you HAD to marry a celebrity...who would make your top five list and why? (Let's just pretend you're not actually already married mkay?)
This one is hard for me. I have never been a celebrity crazed commoner. I have always been way to
Yes. She. Was. I am sure it was a normal part of adolescence for her to have these delusional thoughts wonder through that space between her ears but I always wanted to tell her to "Get a grip!". If she wasn't such an "unstable" teenage gal, I might have saved her the embarrassment and told her that. But I didn't want to risk my life. So, I didn't. Was I a terrible friend? Perhaps. But, I am still alive to tell the tale and I am sure she is still imagining life with a celebrity. (Just not Cory Haim I'm sure (R.I.P.). OK, I'm NOT sure because she really was that "unstable"...kid you not!)
Anywho. I thought I would allow myself a moment of "fantasy" today and share with you the TOP 5 CELEBRITIES I would exchange vows with and forever devote the rest of my life too. (That is of course, if I hadn't already committed myself to Daddy Dave.)
These are listed in no particular order of preference or delusion...
Chris Farley-Oh Christopher! My poor Christopher. I still remember where I was the moment the news was announced about your untimely demise (Shopping at the Buck-Or-Two in my hometown of Timmins, ON). If ever I felt a moment of sadness for the "loss" of someone I had never met, it was for you my "funnyman". You will always hold a special place in my heart.
Kevin James- What can I say? I love a man in uniform. Cutie-patootie Kevin wears the UPS, Mall Cop and Fireman "digs" like no other. Grrrrrr!!! (Ummmmm...That's my cougar-call in case you didn't know. LMAO!)
Will.I.Am- Only because I totally think that having the last name I.Am, would be super-dooper cool. Am.I right? No. Ginger.I.Am. (I.Am F-U-N-N-Y! Right?)
Fergie- And no, I am not talking about the Duchess of York. I am talking about the Fergilicious, Fergie. You know the one with the lady lumps?!?!?! Yup. She's my "girl crush" and I ain't afraid to admit it.
So there you have it...my delusional list of celebrity married bliss!
(If you are not a WWF Superstar, a chubby, funny guy or a member or the Black Eyed Peas ...you just don't make my "short list", actually my ONLY LIST, of celebrities I would marry! Sorry 'bout that. LOL!)
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